crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(via luci-imhome)

"Unless you were chewing on pennies, that’s blood you’re tasting, friend."

— (via overheard-at-school)

(via luci-imhome)

shibasommelier:

2005 Bodegas El Nido Clio
This wine’s a robust one. Blueberries and salted caramel. BUTTER notes - buttered popcorn, cultured butter, and brown butter on the nose. Rich coconut, blueberries, cinnamon, banana skin, and chocolate all on the palate. This is some decadent stuff!
4/5 bones
$$$$
Monastrell, Cabernet Sauvignon
15.5% abv
Jumilla, SPAIN

shibasommelier:

2005 Bodegas El Nido Clio

This wine’s a robust one. Blueberries and salted caramel. BUTTER notes - buttered popcorn, cultured butter, and brown butter on the nose. Rich coconut, blueberries, cinnamon, banana skin, and chocolate all on the palate. This is some decadent stuff!

4/5 bones

$$$$

Monastrell, Cabernet Sauvignon

15.5% abv

Jumilla, SPAIN

It’s important for people to figure out their own lives before involving someone else - to gauge where you are and work on your own issues. Scarlett Johansson

(Source: flawlessbeautyqueens, via luci-imhome)

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

(via luci-imhome)

The George Harrison Memorial Tree has been killed … by beetles.

latimes:

Except for the loss of tree life, the former Beatle likely would have been amused at the irony.

thievingbadgers:

Comic Meme> [4/5] Favorite Males

   Clint Barton//Hawkeye

“Okay..this look bad. Really…really bad. But believe it or not—it’s only the third most terrible idea I’ve had today and today I have had nine terrible ideas.”

(via tonystarks)

80slove:

Duckie

80slove:

Leo during Growing Pains

80slove:

Leo during Growing Pains

lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

(Source: maduke, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Man of the moment on mancandykings: » Jeremy Lee Renner

"I was very shy when I was younger. But I did have a terrible temperament. I would get angry very quickly, but the rest of the time I was this big goofball, playing the drums in a band and making out with girls."

(via jeremy-ruiner)

askarsswedishmeatballs:

A thing I never knew I needed until now.

askarsswedishmeatballs:

A thing I never knew I needed until now.

(Source: twitter.com)